Below are a collection of games, puzzles, things to ponder, and just some things for entertainment and amusement. Please enjoy!
AMAZING ANAGRAMS | |
Diego Maradona | O dear, I'm a gonad |
Astronomer | Moon Starer |
Astronomers | Moon starers / No more stars |
Princess Diana | End Is A Car Spin |
Year Two Thousand | A Year To Shut Down |
Tony Blair PM | I'm tory plan B |
Virginia Bottomley | I'm an evil Tory bigot |
Margaret Thatcher | A charm tart, get her! |
Michael Heseltine | Elect him, he's alien |
Dame Agatha Christie | I am a right death case |
The Metropolitan Police Force | I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop |
Benson and Hedges | NHS been a godsend |
Selina Scott | Elastic snot |
Mel Gibson | Big melons |
Mel Gibson | Bong Smile |
Gloria Estefan | Large fat noise |
Chris Rea | Rich arse |
Martina Navratilova | Variant rival to a man |
Gabriela Sabatini | Insatiable airbag |
Irritable Bowel Syndrome | O my terrible drains below |
Evangelist | Evil's Agent |
Desperation | A Rope Ends It |
The Morse Code | Here Come Dots |
Mother-in-law | Woman Hitler |
Semolina | Is No Meal |
A Decimal Point | I'm a Dot in Place |
Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one |
Motorway Service Station | I eat coronary vomit stews. |
Leonardo da Vinci | Vindaloo and Rice |
Internet Anagram Server | Isn't rearrangement rave? |
Dormitory | Dirty Room |
Dictionary | Indicatory |
Schoolmaster | The classroom |
Elvis | Lives |
Listen | Silent |
Clint Eastwood | Old West Action |
A Telephone Girl | Repeating "Hello" |
Western Union | No Wire Unsent |
The Country Side | No City Dust Here |
The eyes | They see |
The Cockroach | Cook, Catch Her |
Slot Machines | Cash Lost in'em |
Conversation | Voices Rant On |
Disraeli | I lead, Sir. |
Clothespins | So Let's Pinch |
Mr. Mojo risin' | Jim Morrison (from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman") |
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel | Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath |
Florence Nightingale | Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel (Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters") |
MacDonalds | Clam and Sod |
Darling I love you | leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell |
Butterfly | Flutter-by |
Heavy Rain? | Hire a Navy! |
Tom Cruise | So I'm Cuter |
Animosity | Is No Amity |
Funeral | Real Fun |
A Domesticated Animal | Docile, as a Man Tamed it |
The Railroad Train | Hi! I Rattle and Roar |
The Hilton | Hint: Hotel |
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss | Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing |
Sunshine and Shadow | Show in Sun and Shade |
The Check is in the Mail | Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)" |
The United States Bureau of Fisheries | I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future |
Snooze Alarms | Alas! No More Z's |
Vacation Times | I'm Not as Active |
Software | Swear Oft |
Silicon Graphics | A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip! |
Alec Guinness | Genuine Class |
The Detectives | Detect Thieves |
The Hospital Ambulance | A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man |
The United States of America | Attaineth its cause, freedom |
Christmas tree | Search, Set, Trim |
A Gentleman | Elegant Man |
Presbyterian | Best In Prayer |
The Public Art Galleries | Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
The Earthquakes | That Queer Shake |
Salman Rushdie | Read, Shun Islam |
Martin Scorsese | Screen is a storm (the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.") |
Barbie doll | I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod |
Student Information Processing Board | Computation Transgression Forbidden (MIT) |
Statue of Liberty | Built to Stay Free |
Patrick Stewart | A Crap Trek Twist |
Admirer | Married |
Indomitableness | Endless ambition |
New York Times | Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes |
David Letterman | Nerd Amid Late TV |
Howard Stern | Retard Shown |
Contradiction | Accord not in it |
Debit card | Bad Credit |
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz | Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz. |
Vladimir Nabokov | Vivian Darkbloom (Vivian Darkbloom is a character in Nabokov's Lolita) |
October Sky | Rocket Boys (The 1999 movie October Sky is based on Rocket Boys, a memoir by Homer "Sonny" Hickam) |
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? | He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex. |
Spiro Agnew | Grow a Spine (also, spine can be anagrammed into another body part) |
William Clinton | I'm it, an ill clown |
William Jefferson Clinton | Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin! |
William Jefferson Clinton | Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife |
George Herbert Walker Bush | Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog |
George Bush | He bugs Gore |
Ronald Wilson Reagan | No, darlings, no ERA law |
Ronald Reagan | A darn long era |
Leroy Newton Gingrich | Yon Right-winger Clone/Growing incoherently/Go wring incoherently/In wringer technology/Lingering, once worthy/I negligent, horny, crow/Grow incoherent, lying |
Hook | Oh, OK |
Raiders of the Lost Ark | Ford, the Real Star, is OK |
The Towering Inferno | Not Worth Fire Engine |
Prince of Tides | PS. I Cried Often |
Silence of the Lambs | Con Bites Male Flesh |
Twenty thousand leagues under the sea | Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense. |
The end of the world is nigh! | Down this hole, frightened! |
The best things in life are free | Nail-biting refreshes the feet |
Tonya Harding | Do an angry hit |
Nancy Kerrigan | Grace 'n any rink |
Pre-natal | Parental / Paternal |
The assassination of President Abraham Lincoln | A pistol in an actor's rebel hands; A fine man is shot. |
Quote by Vonnegut: Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. | A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth. |
Quote by Oscar Wilde: There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. | Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo. |
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong | A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars! |
From Hamlet by Shakespeare: "To be or not to be? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." | "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." |